Ah... are you sure that's the optimal division of labor?
[Lae'zel to deal with the people and Astarion to do the physical work? Nono, this sounds like a mistake all around to the vampire. But there she goes and he only grumbles softly to himself as he looks down at the first sheet of paper quite warily.]
Why am I always left to do all the dirty work?
[The drama is provided free of charge it would seem. He leans down and, seeing how it affected Lae'zel, picks up the offending piece of parchment by its corner and the tips of his nails.
It almost works. Until it doesn't and the pain comes. Astarion has known pain, known torment, but this is a fresh hell that somehow runs parallel to his own suffering. He screams, a shrill and tortured sound before he flings the paper back at the ground. The pain is slow to subside, and unfortunately it leaves a bloodthirsty rage in its wake.
A furious, raging, hungry vampire. What could go wrong here? Sorry, Lae'zel. He shouldn't have been left unsupervised.]
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[Lae'zel to deal with the people and Astarion to do the physical work? Nono, this sounds like a mistake all around to the vampire. But there she goes and he only grumbles softly to himself as he looks down at the first sheet of paper quite warily.]
Why am I always left to do all the dirty work?
[The drama is provided free of charge it would seem. He leans down and, seeing how it affected Lae'zel, picks up the offending piece of parchment by its corner and the tips of his nails.
It almost works. Until it doesn't and the pain comes. Astarion has known pain, known torment, but this is a fresh hell that somehow runs parallel to his own suffering. He screams, a shrill and tortured sound before he flings the paper back at the ground. The pain is slow to subside, and unfortunately it leaves a bloodthirsty rage in its wake.
A furious, raging, hungry vampire. What could go wrong here? Sorry, Lae'zel. He shouldn't have been left unsupervised.]